Japanese is hard. I'm trying to learn it and spend quite some time on it, but heck this is a hard language to grasp. For machines, this language should be, by now, easier to translate. But unfortunately it is not. The results are often quite hilarious tho as I will show after the page break. I need to do that because some people are greatly offended by the nicer things in the world. So click the article title to see eeeeverything.